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Tag Archives: Chewbacca
Is A Wookie Life Partner Your Best Relationship Option?
In honor of the San Diego Comic-Con and the release of that amazing behind the scenes Star Wars VII footage, I thought it was time for a different type of dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. Maybe you shouldn’t be out … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged Chewbacca, Comic-Con, dating tips, Humor, life partner, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Wookie
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If I Were Han Solo…
If I were Han Solo I’d never go home I’d fly ‘cross the stars Make the Falcon my home If I were Han Solo I’d never be single I’d woo me a Princess And get the ladies to mingle If … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Chewbacca, friends, Han Solo, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Princess Leia, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction, Star Wars
25 Comments
Laugh It Up, Fuzzball or When To Tame Your Inner Wookie
Conventional wisdom states that one should let his hair down on the weekends, Modern Philosophers, but what have I taught you about thinking outside the box? This philosophy holds especially true when that box is covered in Wookie hair! Who … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chewbacca, dating, first date, haircut, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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