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Tag Archives: chicken wings
Santa Puts Wings on the Naughty List
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He know when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake!” I helped up a finger to indicate that I needed a minute. I didn’t want … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged chicken wings, Christmas, flash fiction, Humor, Merry Christmas!, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Christmas Comes Early For Writer Boy
Sorry for the late post this evening, Modern Philosophers, but I have an excellent excuse… Tonight was The Nite Show Christmas Party! Woo hoo! I have mentioned countless times on this blog how much I enjoy being a part of … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Writing
Tagged chicken wings, Christmas party, Danny Cashman, Doc Brown, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Nocturnem, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show
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Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans…
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chicken wings, Dad, Father's Day, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican
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The Devil Decides To Ride The Pine
The heavy pounding on the front door of The House on the Hill startled me. I was reading on the couch, and the only visitor I was expecting on Easter Sunday was someone who never bothered to knock before entering … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged avoiding the spotlight, chicken wings, demons, Easter, fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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