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Tag Archives: chili
Chilly Days Are Chili Days
I’m a complicated guy, Modern Philosophers, but I have a very simply cooking philosophy: When it’s chilly, make chili. I’ve had a big pot of chili simmering on the stove all day. The House on the Hill has never smelled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged chili, Cooking, fall weather, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, Yankees
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Showing A Little October Leg
I’ve got no problem using a little sex to draw readers to the blog, Modern Philosophers, so go ahead and take a long gander at those sexy legs. I know the photo wasn’t taken from the most flattering angle, but … Continue reading
Monday Morning Coffee Club: 1/18/16
Despite creating a new identity for myself and investing in an expensive cloaking device, I have still been found by Monday, Modern Philosophers. I had a feeling this would be the case, but for one amazing weekend, I was hopeful … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chili, coffee, Football, girlfriend, Humor, January, Modern Philosopher, Monday, overtime, sarcasm, satire
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Screw The Snow, Let’s Make Chili!
Feed a cold. Starve a fever. Everyone knows the suggested medical treatment of the above mentioned conditions, Modern Philosophers. I’m going to be a trailblazer and add a new one to the list. Tell a blizzard to chili the hell … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged childhood memories, chili, Cooking, food, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, snow, spam
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Chili, Notre Dame, and Star Wars: Living The American Dream
It’s been an interesting Saturday at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. I went for my usual morning run, and was delighted to find that it was almost 60 degrees. Aside from a strong wind over the last half … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chili, chili fries, college football, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/28/15
It’s the first Monday of Autumn, Modern Philosophers. Or Fall, for those of you who aren’t the best spellers. As much as I dislike Mondays, I was overjoyed to awaken this morning and discover that the world still existed. You … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged apocalypse, chili, coffee, Dreams, eclipse, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Sarcasm, satire
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Dying To Meet You
“Have you ever met the Angel of Death, Austin?” The Devil asked as if it it were the most normal question to ask on a quiet Sunday afternoon. It caught me so by surprise that I almost dropped my spoon, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Angel of Death, chili, Death, fiction, Humor, It's a Wonderful Life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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