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Tag Archives: Chinese food
Updating My Culinary Passport
Someone once told me I was a very complicated person, Modern Philosophers. I know that sounds like an awesome compliment, but she meant it in a hurtful way. Her words confused me more than they offended me, however, because I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chinese food, easy going, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, personality traits, psychology, Sarcasm, satire
10 Comments
General Tso: Kitchen Warrior
Chinese takeout used to be a regular part of my diet, Modern Philosophers, which probably explains why I run so much. Once the pandemic hit, however, I stopped ordering any food that was not prepared by me in my introvert’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged binge watching, Chinese food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, TV, vacation
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The Chinese Food Payoff
I’ve learned from the recent news, that using the “quid pro quo” business method can get you into trouble, Modern Philosophers. That’s why I’d like to get out in front of a current incident, and take full responsibility for any … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chinese food, current events, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, quid pro quo, sarcasm, satire, The Sure Thing, Trump
12 Comments
Thou Shalt Receive A High Caloric Reward!
I don’t know the Bible as well as a Catholic boy raised by Nuns should, so I can’t tell you the exact chapter and verse of one of my favorite passages… Though shalt by rewarded for thy hard work. Thy … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chinese food, exercise, hard work, health, Humor, James Earl Jones, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire
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All Day Lawn Party! Who’s Bringing The Snapple?
It is such a beautiful Summer day in Maine, Modern Philosophers! The sun is out, there’s a nice breeze, and I am enjoying my vacation. Wish you were here. In fact, why don’t you come to The House on the … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Chinese food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Party, running, Sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, Snapple, vacation
29 Comments
My Top 5 Chinese Food Entrees
Happy Chinese New Year, Modern Philosophers! It’s the Year of the Goat, and I thought I’d ring in the new year with a My Top 5 post about the only thing Chinese of which I have any knowledge: the food. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chinese food, Chinese New Year, culinary reviews, food, General Tso, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Year of the Goat
32 Comments
The Case Of The Secret Santa And Chinese Food Christmas Tree
I got up from my desk this morning to get some water, Modern Philosophers, and I discovered something even more refreshing… There was something in my Christmas stocking! How cool is that? I LOVE chocolate and peanut butter, so it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chinese food, Christmas, Christmas stocking, Christmas tree, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa
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Freaky Friday Filosophizing
For some reason, this post from Week 2 of the Blog’s existence has been getting a lot of hits lately. Thought I’d re-post it for those of you who missed it the first time around…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged archives, Chinese food, fortune cookies, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Zombies
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