Tag Archives: Chocolate Cake

Two Many Cakes?

Posted on August 23, 2019 by Austin

I walked into work today expecting the worst, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s Friday, which is usually a favorable day of the week, but it was also my last day of work before vacation. You know how such days often … Continue reading →

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Just Let Me Eat Cake!

Posted on October 13, 2015 by Austin

The days that start out well are the ones that make me the most suspicious, Modern Philosophers. Deep Thoughts like that have earned me my toga and kept me out of a straitjacket. If you’re prepared for the worst, then … Continue reading →

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Pride Goeth Before The Gluttony

Posted on March 30, 2015 by Austin

Temptation comes in many forms, Modern Philosophers. Today, it appeared before me in the form of a chocolate cake.  It was sitting there, in the break room at work, with a little post it note urging me to help myself. … Continue reading →

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The After Birthday Party

Posted on January 7, 2015 by Austin

Oh  glorious piece Of Leftover Chocolate Birthday cake, Thank Zeus My eyes Were bigger than My tummy Last night When I purchased you. After the Horrible day I’ve had, It was A small miracle To discover you Waiting for me … Continue reading →

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Whoppers, Chocolate Cake, Huey Lewis, and Birthday Love

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Austin

What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple.  It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading →

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