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Tag Archives: Chocolate Cake
The days that start out well are the ones that make me the most suspicious, Modern Philosophers. Deep Thoughts like that have earned me my toga and kept me out of a straitjacket. If you’re prepared for the worst, then … Continue reading
Temptation comes in many forms, Modern Philosophers. Today, it appeared before me in the form of a chocolate cake. It was sitting there, in the break room at work, with a little post it note urging me to help myself. … Continue reading
Oh glorious piece Of Leftover Chocolate Birthday cake, Thank Zeus My eyes Were bigger than My tummy Last night When I purchased you. After the Horrible day I’ve had, It was A small miracle To discover you Waiting for me … Continue reading
What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple. It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading