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Tag Archives: Chocolate Cake
Just Let Me Eat Cake!
The days that start out well are the ones that make me the most suspicious, Modern Philosophers. Deep Thoughts like that have earned me my toga and kept me out of a straitjacket. If you’re prepared for the worst, then … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chocolate Cake, desserts, food, Humor, life, medication, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, stress, work
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Pride Goeth Before The Gluttony
Temptation comes in many forms, Modern Philosophers. Today, it appeared before me in the form of a chocolate cake. It was sitting there, in the break room at work, with a little post it note urging me to help myself. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chocolate Cake, diet, food, gold star, healthy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, self-control, temptation
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The After Birthday Party
Oh glorious piece Of Leftover Chocolate Birthday cake, Thank Zeus My eyes Were bigger than My tummy Last night When I purchased you. After the Horrible day I’ve had, It was A small miracle To discover you Waiting for me … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged birthday cake, blues, Chocolate Cake, cold, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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Whoppers, Chocolate Cake, Huey Lewis, and Birthday Love
What an interesting birthday it has been, Modern Philosophers! People asked me why I didn’t take the day off, and the answer was pretty simple. It’s a lot cheaper for me to sit in the office than it would be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged birthday, blog love, Burger King, Chocolate Cake, Happy Birthday, Huey Lewis, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Whopper
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