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My Saturday To Do List
Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Look at me blogging two days in a row! I guess I was moved by some of the feedback that I received on last night’s post, which broke my week long silence. One message I received … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged blogging, chores, Fitness, how to spend a Saturday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Rogue One, sarcasm, talking to myself, to do list, writing for me
4 Comments
Time To Take A Much Needed Dump Run
Summer in Maine means yard work, Modern Philosophers. If I want to keep The House on the Hill looking top notch, I have to get my hands dirty working on the Great Lawn and the Side Gardens. You all know … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bamboo, chores, compost, dump, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire, yard work
22 Comments
Painting Myself Out Of A Corner
Happy Memorial Day Eve, Modern Philosophers! The first thing I did upon coming downstairs this morning was hang out the flag. It’s just the right thing to do considering what this holiday weekend is all about. The second thing I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chores, do it yourself, homeowner fun, Humor, life, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, painting, photos, Sarcasm, satire
14 Comments
You Never Forget Your First Mow Job
I have been putting off mowing the lawn for as long as possible, Modern Philosophers, because once you give in to the task, you become the grass’ bitch. That’s the law of the land, baby. If you want to live … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, chores, grass, Humor, lawn mower, Modern Philosopher, mowing the lawn, photos, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
23 Comments