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Tag Archives: Christmas Carols
CDC Names “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” Its Official Holiday Song
In an attempt to make their announcements sound less like harbingers of impending doom, the CDC today shared that it has selected an official song for the 2020 Holiday Season, Modern Philosophers. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” will have the … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged CDC, Christmas, Christmas Carols, coronavirus, Dr Fauci, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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The Christmas Carol We Never Get To Hear
And so it is Christmas, What have you done? No, seriously. I’m asking you the hell you’ve done! I just got off the phone with my mother, and she says they’re not coming over for Christmas. She wouldn’t say why, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, couples fighting at Christmas, family, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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What’s Your Personal Christmas Carol?
Ho, ho, ho, Modern Philosophers! Merry Friday! Christmas is now just two weekends away (can you believe it?), and the mood around the Think Tank tonight is merry, festive, and philosophical. For some, however, the Christmas Season can be difficult, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, Feeling Lonely at Christmas, Friday Night Think Tank, How to be happy at Christmas, mental health at Christmas, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Relationships at Christmas, the stress of the Christmas season, what I want for Christmas
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Friday Night Think Tank: Christmas Carols
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! It’s not any Friday, either. It’s the Friday before Christmas! Before we know it, Santa Claus will be coming to town. I thought tonight’s Think Tank adventure could use a little Christmas music to get us … Continue reading
We’ll Conjure A Merry Christmas…
I love it when the Coven comes to sing Christmas Carols at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The Witches of Maine have beautiful voices, and a tendency to rewrite favorite songs. “We’ll conjure a Merry Christmas, We’ll conjure … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, Christmas spirit, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The North Pole, Witches
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Caroling Vampires and Snowmen Bring Christmas Joy to Maine
I have told you that Maine is a magical place, Modern Philosophers, and it feels even more so during the Holiday Season. Maybe it’s all the snow, the Holiday decorations, and the way my fellow Mainers seem to be in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, holiday spirit, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snowmen, Vampires
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Cousin Ed is Dead in the Egg Nog
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I wrote a Christmas song once for a class at NYU, and for some reason, that monstrosity popped into my head today (maybe it was the cold medicine I’ve been taking!). …
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, dark, egg nog, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, NYU, Sarcasm, satire, winter
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Jump Start Your Brain: Christmas Carols
It’s the Saturday before Christmas, Modern Philosophers! We’ve got a major ice storm headed our way, so my plan is to hunker down at The House on the Hill, and spend a quiet weekend away from Snow Miser’s wrath. I … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged 12 Days of Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Carols, Deep Thoughts, holiday cheer, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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Friday Night Think Tank: The Christmas Carols
It’s become a Friday night tradition for Modern Philosophers to gather around the blog and share their Deep Thoughts on the topic of the evening. I changed the name of this mighty round table of the mind to make it … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Carols, Deep Thoughts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, Philosophy, satire, Winter Wonderland
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