Tag Archives: Christmas decorations

Why Does Santa Have A Pitchfork?

Posted on November 26, 2017 by Austin

“How about we put up some lights and decorations today so we can say The House on the Hill is beginning to look a lot like Christmas?” The Devil suggested enthusiastically as he glided into the living room. I looked … Continue reading →

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Deck the Halls With Flames and Pitchforks

Posted on November 27, 2016 by Austin

“I come bearing tidings of comfort and joy!” The Devil announced as he strolled confidently into the living room of The House on the Hill in an outfit that I would have to describe as “Pimp Santa”. As always, he … Continue reading →

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Eat, Drink, Be Merry…And Then Eat Again!

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Austin

Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers! I can tell, not from how filled my heart is with the Christmas Spirit, but rather, by how full my stomach is of Christmas food! Today was Ugly Christmas Sweater Potluck Day at work.  … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Possessed, But I Can Sense The Christmas Spirit’s Presence

Posted on December 5, 2015 by Austin

I’m in love, Modern Philosophers. The Boy Who Love Forget has suddenly found himself remembered, and now my heart beats faster again for reasons other than running. The Sweet Irish Girl has turned my life upside down in a wonderful … Continue reading →

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Trump To Criminalize All Pre-December Christmas Decorations

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Austin

Donald Trump made a bold Election Day move, Modern Philosophers, in his bid to regain the title of Republican Front Runner in the 2016 Presidential Election. Speaking to a throng of enthusiastic supporters in front of Trump Tower, The Donald … Continue reading →

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The Tree Charlie Brown Wouldn’t Buy

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Austin

I have been pestering my boss about decorating the office for Christmas since I know I won’t be putting up a tree at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Today, the decorating starting when we put out the office … Continue reading →

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