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Tag Archives: Christmas decorations
Why Does Santa Have A Pitchfork?
“How about we put up some lights and decorations today so we can say The House on the Hill is beginning to look a lot like Christmas?” The Devil suggested enthusiastically as he glided into the living room. I looked … Continue reading
Deck the Halls With Flames and Pitchforks
“I come bearing tidings of comfort and joy!” The Devil announced as he strolled confidently into the living room of The House on the Hill in an outfit that I would have to describe as “Pimp Santa”. As always, he … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Writing
Tagged Christmas, Christmas decorations, Christmas spirit, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
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Eat, Drink, Be Merry…And Then Eat Again!
Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers! I can tell, not from how filled my heart is with the Christmas Spirit, but rather, by how full my stomach is of Christmas food! Today was Ugly Christmas Sweater Potluck Day at work. … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas decorations, Christmas party, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, potluck, sarcasm, satire, work
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Trump To Criminalize All Pre-December Christmas Decorations
Donald Trump made a bold Election Day move, Modern Philosophers, in his bid to regain the title of Republican Front Runner in the 2016 Presidential Election. Speaking to a throng of enthusiastic supporters in front of Trump Tower, The Donald … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Christmas, Christmas decorations, Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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The Tree Charlie Brown Wouldn’t Buy
I have been pestering my boss about decorating the office for Christmas since I know I won’t be putting up a tree at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Today, the decorating starting when we put out the office … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Charlie Brown, Christmas, Christmas decorations, Christmas tree, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work
39 Comments