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Tag Archives: Christmas Eve
The Blog Before Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas At The House on the Hill. The Devil was visiting, Which he thinks is a thrill. I was trying to sleep, Which never goes well When I’m being watched By the Ruler of Hell… “Ho! … Continue reading
Gargoyles Love Santa Claus, Too
‘Twas the night before Christmas, And at The House on the Hill, A Gargoyle was pacing, Expecting a thrill… It’s been a quiet Christmas Eve at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The kitties were napping, all snug in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged 'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Gargoyles, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire
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Christmas Spirit or Freddy Krueger???
Merry Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! The Christmas Eve Breakfast went very well. The breakfast pizzas were a hit, and I’m sure my coworkers are still talking about the breakfast sausages I provided. The real secret to those is microwaving them … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas sweater, Freddy Krueger, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work
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Christmas Eve Breakfast Club
‘Twas the day before Christmas, And at The House on the Hill, The Modern Philosopher had, Breakfast orders to fill… Happy Christmas Eve, Modern Philosophers! I am up far too early today because we are having our Christmas Eve Breakfast … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged breakfast, Christmas, Christmas Eve, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa, Snow Miser, work
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Ice, Ice, Baby: The Vanilla Ice Workout
Stop, collaborate and listen, Modern Philosophers! It’s Christmas Eve, and I thought I’d add a little rapping to a day of wrapping. That’s the kinda move I like to bust here at The House on the Hill. If Vanilla Ice … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas Eve, exercise, Humor, ice, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Vanilla Ice, winter
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