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In Search Of The Christmas Spirit

I caught the interns trying to sneak my artificial Christmas tree out of the basement today, Modern Philosophers. When I asked them what they intended to do with it, the one with the neck tattoo said she hoped putting up … Continue reading

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Who’s The Stranger On Our Porch?

Pay no mind to that stranger on your porch, Modern Philosophers.  It’s just me, and I’m totally harmless. I’m merely posing for a picture with your Christmas lights, and I’ll vanish into the darkness just as soon as I snap … Continue reading

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What Would Christmas Want From Us?

It’s the first Friday night of December, Modern Philosophers, which means we are crawling ever closer to the first day of Spring! Yes, I’m taking this being positive thing very seriously if I can see December 2 as being anywhere … Continue reading

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My Quest For Christmas Lights

Nothing gets me into the Holiday Spirit quite like seeing beautiful Christmas lights, Modern Philosophers. When I lived in Brooklyn, I loved to walk down to Shore Road, which was where all the rich people lived, and gawk at the … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Light It Up

Dear Modern Philosopher, My name is Billy and I’m 10.  My Dad just got a new job, so we had to move last week to a whole new state in another part of the country.  I have a little brother … Continue reading

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Pulling the Plug? Right to Lighters Urge Americans to Keep Their Christmas Lights Burning

Right to Light groups across the country took to the streets today to protest the pulling of plugs on Christmas lights just one day after the holiday.  They urged people to give an extension (cord?) on how long they left … Continue reading

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