Tag Archives: christmas lights

In Search Of The Christmas Spirit

Posted on December 15, 2018 by Austin

I caught the interns trying to sneak my artificial Christmas tree out of the basement today, Modern Philosophers. When I asked them what they intended to do with it, the one with the neck tattoo said she hoped putting up … Continue reading →

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Who’s The Stranger On Our Porch?

Posted on November 30, 2017 by Austin

Pay no mind to that stranger on your porch, Modern Philosophers.  It’s just me, and I’m totally harmless. I’m merely posing for a picture with your Christmas lights, and I’ll vanish into the darkness just as soon as I snap … Continue reading →

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My Quest For Christmas Lights

Posted on December 13, 2014 by Austin

Nothing gets me into the Holiday Spirit quite like seeing beautiful Christmas lights, Modern Philosophers. When I lived in Brooklyn, I loved to walk down to Shore Road, which was where all the rich people lived, and gawk at the … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Light It Up

Posted on December 8, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, My name is Billy and I’m 10.  My Dad just got a new job, so we had to move last week to a whole new state in another part of the country.  I have a little brother … Continue reading →

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Pulling the Plug? Right to Lighters Urge Americans to Keep Their Christmas Lights Burning

Posted on December 26, 2012 by Austin

Right to Light groups across the country took to the streets today to protest the pulling of plugs on Christmas lights just one day after the holiday.  They urged people to give an extension (cord?) on how long they left … Continue reading →

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