Tag Archives: Christmas Morning

An Open Letter To The Grinch

Dear Mr. Grinch, You’re a mean one. As is tradition, I awakened on Christmas Morning filled with the Christmas Spirit, and rushed downstairs to see what Santa Claus had left for me. For the second year in a row, however, … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas! What Did Santa Bring You???

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas morning, and awakened to find that Santa Claus had paid you a visit. There’s nothing for me to unwrap on Christmas morning, so I was hoping that you would … Continue reading

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Early Christmas Morning Polling Shows Kids Are: 90% Thrilled, 2% Disappointed, 8% Jewish

The numbers are still coming in at this hour as kids on the West Coast of the United States are just now beginning to wake up and make the mad sprint downstairs to the Christmas Tree, but at this point, … Continue reading

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