Tag Archives: Christmas presents

Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill.  I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading

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What Do You Want For Christmas?

I’m going to continue my holiday tradition of not putting up a Christmas tree, Modern Philosophers. I mean, what’s the point?  No one is giving me any presents to put under the tree, and I don’t have anyone special in … Continue reading

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The Hunt For Santa’s Buried Treasure

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As has become a Christmas tradition at The House on the Hill, I awakened to discover no presents waiting for me. I’ve gotten used to this scenario over the years, but it doesn’t make it sting … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Announces Toys For Trump Program

Things have been a little depressing around The House on the Hill lately, Modern Philosophers, so I lit up like a Christmas tree today when I received a Skype call from my favorite resident of the North Pole. “Santa!” I … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To The Grinch

Dear Mr. Grinch, You’re a mean one. As is tradition, I awakened on Christmas Morning filled with the Christmas Spirit, and rushed downstairs to see what Santa Claus had left for me. For the second year in a row, however, … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas! What Did Santa Bring You???

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Hope everyone is having a wonderful Christmas morning, and awakened to find that Santa Claus had paid you a visit. There’s nothing for me to unwrap on Christmas morning, so I was hoping that you would … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Keep It Simple, Secret Santa!

Dear Modern Philosopher, Can you believe that Christmas is almost here?  Just one more mini work week to survive, and then we get to celebrate the greatest Holiday of all. I started a new job a few months ago, and … Continue reading

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I Don’t Know What You Did, But Santa Is Really Pissed!

I have no idea what you did, but Santa Claus is REALLY pissed at you. I’m not talking “going to blow over soon” kinda mad, but “infuriated, throwing your stuff out on the lawn and threatening to set it ablaze” … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Fill Your Heart With The Christmas Spirit

Dear Modern Philosopher, Happy Holidays! I am so excited that Christmas is almost here.  The lights are up outside the house.  The Christmas Tree is decorated.  My stocking is hung by the chimney with care. I’ve finished most of my … Continue reading

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