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Tag Archives: Christmas Stockings
What’s The Deal With Candy Canes?
Seriously, though, Modern Philosophers, what’s the deal with candy canes? A friend and I were talking about acceptable stocking stuffers, and she suggested those oddly shaped red and white sticks that magically appear this time of year. Not in my … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged candy, candy canes, Christmas, Christmas Stockings, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, stocking stuffers, Wooden Soldiers
24 Comments
My Christmas Stocking Is Longer Than Yours
Christmas Is almost here, So I think We finally need To talk About your issue With the size Of my stocking. I know It bothers you That my stocking Is much longer Than yours, But you can’t Blame me For … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Poetry
Tagged Bad Poetry, Christmas, Christmas poetry, Christmas Stockings, double entendres, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, sex, size doesn't matter, the naughty list
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How’s it Hangin’? Santa Says Size Matters!
Santa Claus has to be the busiest man in the world right now, so when he Skypes this Modern Philosopher and asks if he can have a few minutes of my time, I drop everything and give the big guy … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chimney with Care, Christmas, Christmas Stockings, Gift Giving, greedy, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, satire, Well Hung Stockings
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