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Alvin, Where’s My Chipmunks Christmas Album?
I had the weirdest Christmas flashback today, Modern Philosophers, and it involved singing rodents. No, I hadn’t spiked my eggnog. A coworker was playing Christmas carols at her desk, I was singing along, and I was suddenly transported back to … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Atari, Brooklyn, Chipmunks Christmas Album, Christmas, Christmas tree, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, The Chipmunks
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The Case Of The Secret Santa And Chinese Food Christmas Tree
I got up from my desk this morning to get some water, Modern Philosophers, and I discovered something even more refreshing… There was something in my Christmas stocking! How cool is that? I LOVE chocolate and peanut butter, so it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Chinese food, Christmas, Christmas stocking, Christmas tree, holiday spirit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Secret Santa
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The Tree Charlie Brown Wouldn’t Buy
I have been pestering my boss about decorating the office for Christmas since I know I won’t be putting up a tree at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Today, the decorating starting when we put out the office … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Charlie Brown, Christmas, Christmas decorations, Christmas tree, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work
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Toy Train Workers Strike Threatens to Derail Christmas
I was unpleasantly surprised this afternoon when I went to set up the train track beneath my Christmas tree and was told by the tiny conductor that he would be unable to guide the train right now because the Toy … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas tree, Holidays, Humor, labor strife, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Toy Trains
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A New Star is Born? Ornaments Sue For Right To Top Christmas Tree
Do you see what I see? Way up in the sky, Modern Philosophers? Even if you are not a Christian, you probably know the story of the star and how it led the Three Wise Men to the manger where … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Christmas tree, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosopher, ornaments, Sarcasm, satire, stars, tree toppers
26 Comments