Tag Archives: Christmas Wish

All I Want For Christmas Is…

Jack did not like going to the mall, but he especially didn’t like bring there after hours when the parking lot was empty and pitch black. He walked as quickly as he could to get to the delivery entrance of … Continue reading

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An Introvert’s Christmas Wish

I wish I could wake up on Christmas morning next to my special someone and hear her say, “Merry Christmas, Austin.  I love you.” I wish we could walk hand in hand down to the living room to discover the … Continue reading

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Zombie Claus? Santa Wants A Walking Dead Cameo For Christmas

Today, Modern Philosophers, I got to ask the question that everyone thinks about at some point during the Christmas Season: What does Santa Claus want for Christmas? “Ho!  Ho!  Ho!  Thanks for asking, Austin,” Santa Claus responded via Skype.  “I’m … Continue reading

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