Tag Archives: Christopher Columbus

Zombie Columbus Gets Lost On Its Way To Eat Your Brain

Columbus Day in Maine, Modern Philosophers, has been easily absorbed into the state’s month long Halloween Season Celebration. The All Hallows Society long ago took pity on poor Christopher Columbus, realized that the holiday named in his honor was becoming … Continue reading

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Columbus Day Parade Float Gets Lost, Discovers New Route To Canada

What a Columbus Day it has turned out to be in Maine, Modern Philosophers! One of the floats got lost on its way to join Bangor’s Columbus Day Parade, and ended up making history when it discovered a brand new … Continue reading

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Maine Crowns New Columbus At Annual Corn Maze Festival

Happy Columbus Day, Modern Philosophers! I was extremely excited to go to the Annual Corn Maze Festival, which has been a Maine Columbus Day tradition for decades.  Word was that this year’s maze would be the most difficult ever created. … Continue reading

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