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Tag Archives: Civil War
Are My Allergies Confederate Flag Related?
“No, Austin, your allergies are not related to the Confederate flag,” Dr. Jekyll answered emphatically as he studied my chart during my office visit. I sneezed. Right on cue. “Look at that, Doc. You mentioned the Confederate flag and I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics Tagged allergies, Civil War, Confederate Flag, controversy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, South, U2, United States of America 26 Comments
Bangor Butcher Celebrates 150 Years In Business
Boris the Butcher turns the lock on the door, lets out a sigh of relief, and sits down in front of the heavily tinted front window, which prevents the piercing June sun from making the butcher shop too bright or … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged butchers, Civil War, Eternal Life, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Vampires 27 Comments