Tag Archives: clocks

The Devil Doesn’t Spring Ahead

I returned to The House on the Hill sweaty, sore, and frustrated after my morning run. The last thing I needed was to discover The Devil, all slim and impeccably dressed in one of his tailored suits, sitting in my … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Spring Ahead Immediately

Dear Modern Philosopher, What time is it?  I’m so confused! Sincerely, Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum Dear Trapped, Don’t panic.  You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Let Time Fly

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m having trouble finding enough time in the day to get done all the things I want to do. Of course, I always find time for things that need to be done like going to work, mowing … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Turn Back The Crazy

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m REALLY hoping you can help me.  My friend who reads your blog told me about your advice column.  I don’t have health insurance, so I can’t be like some hoity-toity rich person and go to a … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Fall Back

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I am having a very difficult time waking up this morning. Think it has something to do with the wild Blog Birthday Bash that rocked The House on the Hill until the … Continue reading

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