Tag Archives: clocks

The Devil Doesn’t Spring Ahead

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Austin

I returned to The House on the Hill sweaty, sore, and frustrated after my morning run. The last thing I needed was to discover The Devil, all slim and impeccably dressed in one of his tailored suits, sitting in my … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Spring Ahead Immediately

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, What time is it?  I’m so confused! Sincerely, Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum Dear Trapped, Don’t panic.  You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Let Time Fly

Posted on August 10, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m having trouble finding enough time in the day to get done all the things I want to do. Of course, I always find time for things that need to be done like going to work, mowing … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Turn Back The Crazy

Posted on November 3, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m REALLY hoping you can help me.  My friend who reads your blog told me about your advice column.  I don’t have health insurance, so I can’t be like some hoity-toity rich person and go to a … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Fall Back

Posted on November 2, 2013 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I am having a very difficult time waking up this morning. Think it has something to do with the wild Blog Birthday Bash that rocked The House on the Hill until the … Continue reading →

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