Tag Archives: clowns

Trick or Trees

“I know you love Halloween and embarrassing stories from my childhood, so I thought I’d totally make your day by combining both topics into one tale,” I told The Devil as I set down my empty bottle of Snapple on … Continue reading

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Send In The (Angry/Sad) Clowns!

Now you’ve done it, Modern Philosophers! You had to go and bad mouth clowns in the comment section of last night’s What Is Funny? post, and now I’ve been dealing with the backlash all day! They’ve sent in the clowns… … Continue reading

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Clown Arrested After Hitting Man In Face With Pi

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Calculo, The Math Loving Clown, was arrested and charged with assault after hitting a Milford man in the face with Pi. The incident occurred at a child’s birthday party, and the…

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What Is Funny?

Seriously, Modern Philosophers, I’m looking for an answer to the question posed in the title of this post. After writing monologue jokes all day yesterday, I’m about to get back to work at writing more.  Somewhere along the line, I … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Clowning Around

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! It is an absolutely gorgeous day here in Maine, and I am writing this post on the porch of The House on the Hill.  I hope this wonderful weather has found its way to you as … Continue reading

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Clown Arrested After Hitting Man In Face With Pi

Calculo, The Math Loving Clown, was arrested and charged with assault after hitting a Milford man in the face with Pi. The incident occurred at a child’s birthday party, and the victim, who asked to remain anonymous, was the father … Continue reading

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All Hallows Society Votes To Continue Maine’s Ban On Clowns

The All Hallows Society, the Ultra Secret and Extremely Powerful Organization that polices the affairs of Otherworldly Beings in Maine, today voted unanimously to continue the state’s ban on clowns. This decision to move forward with the anti-clown crusade comes … Continue reading

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