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Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall (But A Horrible Summer)

Despite my humble upbringing on the mean streets of Brooklyn, and my modest current lifestyle at The House on the Hill, I do have royal blood, Modern Philosophers. I am King Klutz. I clumsily rule over my empire with a … Continue reading

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All Hail, King Klutz!

This just in from the blog’s Too Stupid Not To Be True Department, Modern Philosophers: I managed to injury myself while walking to the library. I survived 3 mile runs on Saturday and Sunday, after finally recovering from a leg … Continue reading

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Modern Philosopher Flu Ravaged Phortune Cookies

“Feed a cold, starve a fever, and time travel through the flu!” — The Modern Philosopher Curled Up On The Couch I’m not a doctor, but I’m sure my good friend Doc Brown would agree that time travel is the … Continue reading

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Modern Philosopher’s Royal Phortune Cookies

“There might be Kings far more powerful, noble, and wise, but the King to avoid at all costs is the King of Klutzes.” — Anonymous History Major I injured when I tripped and fell into her. I do not disagree … Continue reading

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