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Trump Has Made Me A Coal Mining Millionaire!
I have a confession to make, Modern Philosophers. It’s almost Christmas, and I don’t want to keep lying to you, and risk ending up on Santa’s Naughty List. You see, thing is… I don’t hate Donald Trump as much as … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas stocking, coal, Donald Trump, finance, Humor, investing, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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I’m On The Naughty Runners List
I’m definitely going to get coal in my running sneakers this Christmas, Modern Philosophers. As you can tell by the lack of any running posts, it’s been a while since I put on my running toga, laced up my sneakers, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, coal, getting in shape, Ghosts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty list, running, Sarcasm, satire
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Scared Straight Santa Style: Naughty Kids Forced To Work At Coal Mine
Santa Claus brought heaping lumps of tough love as early Christmas gifts to several boys and girls on his Naughty List. About two dozens children, all very highly ranked on Santa’s infamous list, were whisked away from their homes this … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, coal, coal mine, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, scared straight
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Victoria’s Secret Announces “Coal for Panties” Exchange for Naughty Girls
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Have you been a Naughty girl this year? If you can prove it, Victoria’s Secret has a special deal for you. On December 26th, anyone over the age of 18 who…
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coal, Humor, lingerie, Modern Philosopher, naughty, naughty girls, nice, sale, satire, sexy, Victoria's Secret
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West Virginia Coal Miners Owe Naughty Kids for Record Overtime Pay
Many children in West Virginia are going to have an amazing Christmas this year, and they owe it all to their naughty peers. Governor Earl Ray Tomblin announced today that coal mining in his state did record business this year. … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, coal, Coal miners, Humor, Modern Philosopher, naughty list, overtime, Sarcasm, satire, stockings
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