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Tag Archives: cold weather
Baby, It’s Ridiculously Cold Outside!
The good news, Modern Philosophers, is that I have taken great strides in overcoming my paralyzing fear of driving in the snow. The RAV4 has made traveling the winter roads of Maine a much less anxious endeavor, and that has … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged 182 days of terror, cold weather, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, winter
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My Arctic Adventure
Dr Jekyll has often told me, Modern Philosophers, that the best way to conquer my Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, is to go on little adventures to change my routine and shake those winter blues. Not only will the break from … Continue reading
The Heat Is On…And Not In An Axel Foley Kinda Way
I did something unthinkable this morning, Modern Philosophers. It was the kind of thing that should’ve caused Axel Foley to kick in my door, burst into The House on the Hill with his gun drawn, and place me under arrest. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop, cold weather, global warming, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Ice Age, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Spring
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How I Miss The 40s
You don’t realize How much You miss something Until it’s gone. Lately, I find myself Longing for The 40s. It was A simpler time. Life was better, I was happier, The world was… More alive! While thoughts Of the 4os … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged cold weather, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, reminiscing, Sarcasm, satire, temperatures, winter
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Go Fourth With Sweat To Conquer The Big Chill
The Big Chill was a major problem in The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. No, I’m not talking about the 1983 ensemble film with the classic soundtrack that has thrilled American audiences for three decades. I’m referring … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold weather, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, running, Sarcasm, satire, sweat, The Nite Show
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Mercury Poisoning: Thermometers Refuse to Budge as Maine Returns to Ice Age
Talks between the People of Maine and the Thermometer Union broke down earlier today after the Mercury again refused to budge from its position well below freezing. Neither side would discuss the negotiations on the record, but I was outside … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Brrrrrr!, cold weather, Frigid Temperatures, Humor, Modern Philosophers, satire, severe wind chill, winter in Maine
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