Tag Archives: cold

It’s 13 Degrees…Let’s Go For A Run!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, Modern Philosophers! I have a confession to make.  I might have possibly slacked off on my running a little while The Sweet Irish Girl was here. I only went for one run during her visit, but I … Continue reading

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Spring…Are You Out There???

Tomorrow Is the first day Of spring, And yet, My face Almost Froze off Just now As I walked from The House on the Hill To the Library. It wasn’t A long walk, More of A stroll, But the wind … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Who Hurt You, Winter?

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Hope you all survived Friday the 13th without incident.  I hear Jason was spotted in several locations, and he was not in a good mood… I’m still trying to shake off the cobwebs from the week, … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Rides Into Bangor Atop A Woolly Mammoth

Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading

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Modern Philosopher Phlegm Phatale Phortune Cookies

“May your life be filled with even more joy than your nose has been filled with snot this week!” I happen to think I have a very cute nose, Modern Philosophers. It’s just the right size for my face, and … Continue reading

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Miserable Morning Medicine Meeting: 1/14/15

It’s been a miserable morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up at 4AM in a coughing and sneezing fit, and never could fall back asleep.  As I suffered under the covers, wishing sleep would come, there was a bright spot in … Continue reading

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Stephen King To Pay For Retractable Dome To Protect Maine From Winter

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Master of Nightmares has become the Granter of Dreams, Modern Philosophers! As Maine suffers through its coldest Winter since the dawn of time, the state’s most famous resident has decided…

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