Tag Archives: cold

The Unrelenting Snow Globe

Thanks for all the messages, Modern Philosophers, asking me where I’ve vanished to since I haven’t blogged in ages. It’s nice to know someone would call the police to check The House on the Hill for a frozen corpse should … Continue reading

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It’s 13 Degrees…Let’s Go For A Run!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, Modern Philosophers! I have a confession to make.  I might have possibly slacked off on my running a little while The Sweet Irish Girl was here. I only went for one run during her visit, but I … Continue reading

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Spring…Are You Out There???

Tomorrow Is the first day Of spring, And yet, My face Almost Froze off Just now As I walked from The House on the Hill To the Library. It wasn’t A long walk, More of A stroll, But the wind … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Who Hurt You, Winter?

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Hope you all survived Friday the 13th without incident.  I hear Jason was spotted in several locations, and he was not in a good mood… I’m still trying to shake off the cobwebs from the week, … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Rides Into Bangor Atop A Woolly Mammoth

Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading

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Modern Philosopher Phlegm Phatale Phortune Cookies

“May your life be filled with even more joy than your nose has been filled with snot this week!” I happen to think I have a very cute nose, Modern Philosophers. It’s just the right size for my face, and … Continue reading

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Miserable Morning Medicine Meeting: 1/14/15

It’s been a miserable morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up at 4AM in a coughing and sneezing fit, and never could fall back asleep.  As I suffered under the covers, wishing sleep would come, there was a bright spot in … Continue reading

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