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Tag Archives: college football
Chili, Notre Dame, and Star Wars: Living The American Dream
It’s been an interesting Saturday at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. I went for my usual morning run, and was delighted to find that it was almost 60 degrees. Aside from a strong wind over the last half … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chili, chili fries, college football, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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Don’t Be So Cavalier With My Shillelagh
One of the worst things about Notre Dame having an afternoon game, Modern Philosophers, was that Maine’s lone Leprechaun was usually sober enough to cause a ruckus at The House on the Hill before kickoff. Seamus had spent the last … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged college football, Fighting Irish, football picks, Go Irish, Humor, Leprechaun, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, Virginia Cavaliers
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Is That A Shillelagh, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?
Whenever I hear a commotion on the roof of The House on the Hill, I know it’s one of two things, Modern Philosophers. And neither option is good. Either the Ghosts who live in my attic are freaking out and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged college football, fiction, Fighting Irish, football picks, Humor, Leprechaun, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, short story
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The Anxious Leprechaun
Cheer, cheer For old Notre Dame. Seamus is anxiously Awaiting the game. He is pacing And singing The Notre Dame Fight Song. The rest of us Are cringing Must he sing For so long? We know he’s excited Since he’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged college football, Fighting Irish, Florida State, Humor, leprechauns, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire
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What The Sun Devil Are You Doing To Me, Lucifer?
I’ve got a Devil of a problem on my hands, Modern Philosophers… Apparently, Satan has invited all his demonic friends over to The House on the Hill (which I still own, but he seems to have possessed!) to watch the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Arizona State, college football, Devil, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satan, satire
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