Tag Archives: College

The Pilot Is Written!

Posted on August 19, 2018 by Austin

Great news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers… I have completed the first draft of my TV Pilot. It took me less than a week to crank out this first episode, and I would have been done even … Continue reading →

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Listen Up, Class of 2016!

Posted on June 3, 2016 by Austin

I cannot believe it’s been 25 years since I put on a cap and gown, sat in Washington Square Park, and said goodbye to NYU, Modern Philosophers. So much time has passed since my graduation, and yet, I’m still not … Continue reading →

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And Now A Word From Our Interns…

Posted on May 1, 2014 by Austin

The big day has finally arrived, Modern Philosophers!  Austin is letting us write tonight’s post.  By “us” we mean the interns, who pop up occasionally in Austin’s posts, but have never before been allowed to write for our favorite blog. … Continue reading →

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Maine Lowers Drinking Age To Boost Economy

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Austin

Maine has decided to celebrate National Beer Day in a very unique manner: Governor Paul LePage signed a law lowering the state’s minimum drinking age to 18. At the keg party that followed the announcement, Governor LePage told this Modern … Continue reading →

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New Study Finds That 100% Of College Kids Who Traveled To Maine For Spring Break Are Idiots

Posted on March 20, 2013 by Austin

A new study released today by the College Travel Blog, Give Me a Spring Break!, found that Florida, Mexico, and the Bahamas were the top destinations of college students on this year’s Spring Break. Nothing surprising about those results or … Continue reading →

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