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Tag Archives: College
The Pilot Is Written!
Great news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers… I have completed the first draft of my TV Pilot. It took me less than a week to crank out this first episode, and I would have been done even … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing Tagged College, Humor, making a TV show, Modern Philosopher, NYU, sarcasm, satire, TV, TV pilot, writing 9 Comments
Listen Up, Class of 2016!
I cannot believe it’s been 25 years since I put on a cap and gown, sat in Washington Square Park, and said goodbye to NYU, Modern Philosophers. So much time has passed since my graduation, and yet, I’m still not … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged advice, Class of 2016, College, commencement speech, graduation, Humor, inspiration, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Good Men Project 3 Comments
And Now A Word From Our Interns…
The big day has finally arrived, Modern Philosophers! Austin is letting us write tonight’s post. By “us” we mean the interns, who pop up occasionally in Austin’s posts, but have never before been allowed to write for our favorite blog. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged College, guest post, Humor, interns, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, UMaine 9 Comments
Maine Lowers Drinking Age To Boost Economy
Maine has decided to celebrate National Beer Day in a very unique manner: Governor Paul LePage signed a law lowering the state’s minimum drinking age to 18. At the keg party that followed the announcement, Governor LePage told this Modern … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Beer, College, Humor, Maine, Minimum Drinking Age, Modern Philosopher, National Beer Day, Politics, Sarcasm, satire 50 Comments
New Study Finds That 100% Of College Kids Who Traveled To Maine For Spring Break Are Idiots
A new study released today by the College Travel Blog, Give Me a Spring Break!, found that Florida, Mexico, and the Bahamas were the top destinations of college students on this year’s Spring Break. Nothing surprising about those results or … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Blizzard, College, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Spring Break 37 Comments