Tag Archives: Columbus Day

Zombie Columbus Gets Lost On Its Way To Eat Your Brain

Columbus Day in Maine, Modern Philosophers, has been easily absorbed into the state’s month long Halloween Season Celebration. The All Hallows Society long ago took pity on poor Christopher Columbus, realized that the holiday named in his honor was becoming … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 10/12/15

Happy Monday, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s Columbus Day, but hasn’t society tried to wash its hands of this holiday?  We used to get the day off, but now some calendars don’t even bother to mention it. I’ve asked the … Continue reading

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Columbus Day Parade Float Gets Lost, Discovers New Route To Canada

What a Columbus Day it has turned out to be in Maine, Modern Philosophers! One of the floats got lost on its way to join Bangor’s Columbus Day Parade, and ended up making history when it discovered a brand new … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Columbus Day 2014

Happy Columbus Day, Modern Philosophers! Do you remember when Columbus Day was an actual Holiday, and we got a nice three day weekend out of the deal?  So much has changed over the years, and The Calendar Commission clearly no … Continue reading

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Maine Crowns New Columbus At Annual Corn Maze Festival

Happy Columbus Day, Modern Philosophers! I was extremely excited to go to the Annual Corn Maze Festival, which has been a Maine Columbus Day tradition for decades.  Word was that this year’s maze would be the most difficult ever created. … Continue reading

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Happy Columbus Day!

Happy Columbus Day, Modern Philosophers! I’m very excited because it’s not often that a screenwriter, director, and producer gets a holiday named in his honor. Then again, most filmmakers don’t have the resume of Chris Columbus.  Add to that that … Continue reading

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Lost Souls & An Aquaphobe

Happy Columbus Day Weekend, Modern Philosophers!  I’ve put together a very special Columbus Day edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch” for you. Maine’s highest rated talk show with the non-human demographic is set on the front porch of The … Continue reading

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