Tag Archives: Comedy

The Sunday Rejects Rise From The Dead

Posted on October 30, 2016 by Austin

Happy All Hallows Eve Eve, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman aired last night, and even though several of my monologue jokes made it onto the air, some of my personal favorites did not … Continue reading →

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Time For A Much Needed Show Biz Break

Posted on April 20, 2016 by Austin

It’s been a very busy last couple of weeks, Modern Philosophers, and I think it’s time to put on my TV Writer Boy toga and take a much needed break. Tonight’s taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman comes … Continue reading →

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How To Write A Monologue Joke

Posted on November 17, 2015 by Austin

Happy Tuesday, Modern Philosophers. I’ve been hard at work writing monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman. I know a lot of you are curious about my process for writing for a popular late … Continue reading →

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Sunday Rejects: The Humor Awakens

Posted on October 18, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night.  Have I ever mentioned that I’m a writer for that show? And that I love Star Wars? The two aren’t really related, but … Continue reading →

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What Is Funny?

Posted on April 27, 2015 by Austin

Seriously, Modern Philosophers, I’m looking for an answer to the question posed in the title of this post. After writing monologue jokes all day yesterday, I’m about to get back to work at writing more.  Somewhere along the line, I … Continue reading →

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Pick A Reject, Win A Smile!

Posted on April 12, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! I’m writing this post from the front porch of The House on the Hill!  Can you believe it?  The sun is shining, the clouds have run out of snow, and it’s actually warm enough for me … Continue reading →

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Adopt A Reject (The Nite Show Edition)

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Hope you remembered to set your clocks ahead, or else you will be one hour behind and nothing in this post will make any sense (do they ever really make sense, though???) A new episode of … Continue reading →

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You Should Resolve To Show These Rejects Some Love!

Posted on January 4, 2015 by Austin

It’s the first Sunday of 2015, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time to share some New Year’s Rejects. Last night’s episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was a rerun because a New Year’s Eve Special aired on Wednesday … Continue reading →

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Walking In A Rejects Wonderland

Posted on December 21, 2014 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! The Christmas episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, which means that I can finally share some of my monologue jokes that did not make it onto TV. The guest was newly … Continue reading →

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600,000 Views…Wow!

Posted on December 21, 2014 by Austin

We just had a historic blog moment at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. I checked my WordPress dashboard and saw that my counter was at 600,010!  That’s an incredible number of views for a blog that’s just over … Continue reading →

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