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Tag Archives: conspiracy theory
FDA Bans Sale Of Republican Kool-Aid
After bringing us good news about another vaccine being approved for emergency use, the FDA finally has some bad news, Modern Philosophers. The agency is banning the sale of Republican Kool-Aid, and has ordered that the product immediately be pulled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged conspiracy theory, CPAC, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, Sarcasm, satire 6 Comments
Are March Madness Brackets Secret Government Tests For Psychics?
Is there more to your March Madness bracket than meets the eye, Modern Philosophers? Would you see the truth if you were blessed with second sight? Millions of people fill out a bracket for the NCAA College Basketball Tournament in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged College Basketball, conspiracy theory, Humor, March Madness, Modern Philosopher, NCAA brackets, NCAA tournament, psychics, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire 42 Comments
Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?
As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged conspiracy theory, Humor, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Robot Apocalypse, Robot High Command, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Technology, The Machines 10 Comments
I Advise You To Demand Time Travel Technology
Dear Modern Philosopher, I have a problem that I’m hoping you can solve. I woke up this morning to find that my husband wasn’t in bed. This has happened several times now over the past few weeks, and I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged advice, Blizzard, conspiracy theory, Doc Brown, government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Time Travel 3 Comments
Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?
Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, conspiracy theory, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mrs. Claus, North Pole, NSA, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, spies 13 Comments
Put One In The Win Column For The Geeks
The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Computers, conspiracy theory, Geek Squad, Humor, Modern Philosopher, paranoia, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Technology 15 Comments