Tag Archives: conspiracy theory

FDA Bans Sale Of Republican Kool-Aid

Posted on February 27, 2021 by Austin

After bringing us good news about another vaccine being approved for emergency use, the FDA finally has some bad news, Modern Philosophers. The agency is banning the sale of Republican Kool-Aid, and has ordered that the product immediately be pulled … Continue reading →

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Are March Madness Brackets Secret Government Tests For Psychics?

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Austin

Is there more to your March Madness bracket than meets the eye, Modern Philosophers? Would you see the truth if you were blessed with second sight? Millions of people fill out a bracket for the NCAA College Basketball Tournament in … Continue reading →

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Is Snow Miser The Machines’ Greatest Weapon?

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Austin

As I was leading a survivalist class in the secure basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, a Deep Thought formed that very well might have been the key to setting back The Robot Apocalypse… Is Snow Miser … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Demand Time Travel Technology

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I have a problem that I’m hoping you can solve. I woke up this morning to find that my husband wasn’t in bed.  This has happened several times now over the past few weeks, and I don’t … Continue reading →

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Is The NSA Trying To Recruit Santa Claus?

Posted on December 12, 2014 by Austin

Is the National Security Agency trying to recruit Santa Claus, Modern Philosophers? Ever since I posted my article about The North Pole closing and an Ebola scare (read that article here), I have had my suspicions that something else was … Continue reading →

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Put One In The Win Column For The Geeks

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Austin

The Machines do not care that it is almost Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. Their plans for The Robot Apocalypse do not grind to a halt simply because the humans they wish to enslave take a day off to stuff themselves with … Continue reading →

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