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Is The Elf On The Shelf An NSA Operative?

We now bring you an important Holiday Safety Message, Modern Philosophers… As Christmas draws nearer, more Americans are opening their homes to that Holiday staple, The Elf on the Shelf. He does look so sweet and innocent, doesn’t he, Modern … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Cold and Flu Season

Good..cough…cough…morning, Modern Philosophers! My body’s immune system is under attack, but I am doing my best to fight it off.  I have climbed inside my portable bubble, and am typing this post from its sterile environment as my interns roll … Continue reading

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