Tag Archives: conversation

The Ghosts Inside My Brain

Posted on May 16, 2021 by Austin

Aaron and Holly sat side by side on a bench that looked out onto the river and across to the city where Stephen King lived. It was a gorgeous, sunny morning, and because of the CDC’s recent announcement, neither of … Continue reading →

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Talk My Ear Off, Win My Heart

Posted on February 19, 2021 by Austin

The other day, someone asked what I was looking for in a relationship, Modern Philosophers. That’s an intriguing question, that I could have spent hours answering, but I had a sense my friend was looking for something cut and dry. … Continue reading →

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Getting My Ears Lowered

Posted on August 9, 2014 by Austin

I know that one of the reasons the views are down on my blog, Modern Philosophers, is because I don’t write enough about getting my hair cut. It’s not that I don’t want to give my readers what they want, … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Former Coworkers & An Innocent Bystander

Posted on October 6, 2013 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, welcome to an impromptu, totally unplanned, and nearly apocalyptic new edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, the only Maine talk show set on the front porch of The House on the Hill. Sunday is supposed to be … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Chick Magnets & An Egghead

Posted on October 3, 2013 by Austin

“Three Chairs on a Porch” is back, Modern Philosophers, and I promise that Maine’s fastest growing talk show is going to be a real riot tonight! As always, I welcomed two celebrities with a vague connection to join me on … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Slayers & A Guy In A Killer Toga

Posted on October 1, 2013 by Austin

Since the feedback has been so overwhelmingly positive and because the weather is beautiful again tonight, I’m back with another edition of Maine’s favorite talk show, “Three Chairs on a Porch”. For those of you just tuning in, the premise … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Rock Stars & A Roadie

Posted on September 30, 2013 by Austin

Welcome back to another edition of Maine’s fasting growing talk show, “Three Chairs On A Porch”.  As always, I’m joined on the front porch of The House on the Hill by two celebrities, who have a vague (often witty) connection.  … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Kings & A Jester

Posted on September 29, 2013 by Austin

Welcome back, Modern Philosophers, for another installment of “Three Chairs on a Porch”.  I didn’t expect to get so much positive feedback from last night’s first installment, but I want to keep my readers happy so here we are back … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs on a Porch: Two Hoods & Some Guy in a Toga

Posted on September 28, 2013 by Austin

Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a new feature that the interns have creatively dubbed “Three Chairs on a Porch”. When you see that title, it means two guests, with something vaguely in common, have joined me on the front porch of … Continue reading →

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