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Tag Archives: conversation
The Ghosts Inside My Brain
Aaron and Holly sat side by side on a bench that looked out onto the river and across to the city where Stephen King lived. It was a gorgeous, sunny morning, and because of the CDC’s recent announcement, neither of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged best friends, conversation, Dreams, flash fiction, Ghosts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing
13 Comments
Talk My Ear Off, Win My Heart
The other day, someone asked what I was looking for in a relationship, Modern Philosophers. That’s an intriguing question, that I could have spent hours answering, but I had a sense my friend was looking for something cut and dry. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged conversation, dating, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Former Coworkers & An Innocent Bystander
Modern Philosophers, welcome to an impromptu, totally unplanned, and nearly apocalyptic new edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, the only Maine talk show set on the front porch of The House on the Hill. Sunday is supposed to be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged angels, apocalypse, conversation, Devil, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, three chairs
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Chick Magnets & An Egghead
“Three Chairs on a Porch” is back, Modern Philosophers, and I promise that Maine’s fastest growing talk show is going to be a real riot tonight! As always, I welcomed two celebrities with a vague connection to join me on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chaos, chat, Colonel Sanders, conversation, fried chicken, Humor, Modern Philosopher, San Diego Chicken, satire, talk show, three chairs
14 Comments
Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Slayers & A Guy In A Killer Toga
Since the feedback has been so overwhelmingly positive and because the weather is beautiful again tonight, I’m back with another edition of Maine’s favorite talk show, “Three Chairs on a Porch”. For those of you just tuning in, the premise … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Abe Lincoln, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, conversation, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, talk show, three chairs, TV, Vampires
13 Comments
Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Rock Stars & A Roadie
Welcome back to another edition of Maine’s fasting growing talk show, “Three Chairs On A Porch”. As always, I’m joined on the front porch of The House on the Hill by two celebrities, who have a vague (often witty) connection. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Beetlejuice, conversation, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Ringo Starr, Sarcasm, satire, talk show, The Beatles, three chairs
22 Comments
Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Kings & A Jester
Welcome back, Modern Philosophers, for another installment of “Three Chairs on a Porch”. I didn’t expect to get so much positive feedback from last night’s first installment, but I want to keep my readers happy so here we are back … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged conversation, Egypt, Humor, King Tut, Modern Philosopher, satire, Stephen King, talk show, Three Chairs on a Porch, writing
17 Comments
Three Chairs on a Porch: Two Hoods & Some Guy in a Toga
Welcome, Modern Philosophers, to a new feature that the interns have creatively dubbed “Three Chairs on a Porch”. When you see that title, it means two guests, with something vaguely in common, have joined me on the front porch of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged conversation, Fairy Tales, forest, Humor, literature, Little Red Riding Hood, Modern Philosopher, Robin Hood, satire, talk show, three chairs
29 Comments