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Tag Archives: cookies
Where Are The Christmas Cookies?
I don’t miss being married, Modern Philosophers, but every year at Christmas, I’m reminded of something important I miss from my marriage… My mother-in-law’s Christmas cookies. Just thinking about them as I write this, more than fifteen years after my … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, cookies, divorce, family, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
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More Single Men Turning To The Dark Side…Of The Bed
Who can ever forget that iconic scene in The Empire Strikes Back, Modern Philosophers, when Luke is hanging off the catwalk and Darth Vader is revealing family secrets? Vader reaches out to the fruit of his loins and makes his … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bed, breakups, cookies, Dark Side, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
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The Girl Scouts Are Out To Destroy Me!
The Girl Scouts are out to get me, Modern Philosophers! Sure, they look all sweet and innocent, but underneath those adorable smiles is something much more sinister. As I have been documenting on the blog, I am back on a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cookies, diet, exercise, Girl Scout Cookies, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, self-control
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Girls Scouts Decide To Sell Liver And Onions Rather Than Cookies
It just got a whole lot easier to say “No!” to that annoying coworker who’s always trying to get you to buy Girl Scout Cookies… In a move that stunned many and disgusted countless more, The Girl Scouts today announced … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cookies, Fitness, food, Girl Scout Cookies, Girl Scouts, healthy eating, Humor, liver, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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