Tag Archives: Cooking

Chicken a la Vacation

Posted on August 24, 2019 by Austin

I’m on vacation, Modern Philosophers. As always, people are asking me what I’m doing for my vacation. Just like I always do, I tell them: “Not going to work”. I have a tendency to select the Creative Introvert’s Vacation Package: … Continue reading →

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Chilly Days Are Chili Days

Posted on October 6, 2018 by Austin

I’m a complicated guy, Modern Philosophers, but I have a very simply cooking philosophy: When it’s chilly, make chili. I’ve had a big pot of chili simmering on the stove all day.  The House on the Hill has never smelled … Continue reading →

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Promising Pizza Progress

Posted on March 22, 2017 by Austin

One thing I know for sure, Modern Philosophers, is that you’ll never catch me wearing a toga with “World’s Greatest Chef” emblazoned across the front. It’s not that I’m a bad cook.  In fact, my generous waistline seems to indicate … Continue reading →

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Super Easy Recipe: Chicken Pesto

Posted on May 30, 2016 by Austin

It’s been far too long since I’ve written a Cooking With The Modern Philosopher post, and I thought Memorial Day would be the perfect time to put on my apron again. As you know, Modern Philosophers, I’ve been making major … Continue reading →

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Screw The Snow, Let’s Make Chili!

Posted on January 16, 2016 by Austin

Feed a cold.  Starve a fever. Everyone knows the suggested medical treatment of the above mentioned conditions, Modern Philosophers. I’m going to be a trailblazer and add a new one to the list. Tell a blizzard to chili the hell … Continue reading →

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Sunday, Snow, Sausages, Shoveling, and Secret Identities

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! So much has gone on already at The House on the Hill, and I luckily had my camera crew on hand to record it for you. I will share the photos shortly. However, the most exciting … Continue reading →

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An Early, Extremely Happy Thanksgiving

Posted on November 20, 2015 by Austin

Thanksgiving is usually a quiet time at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. Sure there are always Otherworldly Beings roaming around the place, but they don’t really understand the holiday.  They just think it’s an excuse to eat and … Continue reading →

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Welcome To America; I Apologize In Advance

Posted on November 15, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! As I might have mentioned, The Sweet Irish Girl is visiting The House on the Hill.  Today, I took her out for a Sunday Fun Day. A camera crew followed us around, as usual, and I … Continue reading →

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It’s Chilly Outside, So There’s Chili In The Kitchen

Posted on January 10, 2015 by Austin

It is another chilly Winter day in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so I thought it should be a warm, chili day at The House on the Hill! That’s right, Chef Austin has decided it’s time to do a little weekend cooking.  … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Stuff It Real Good!

Posted on November 23, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am in a pickle, and could really use your help. I convinced my girlfriend, who I REALLY love, to allow me to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.  Her family lives far away and we don’t have the money … Continue reading →

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