Tag Archives: coping skills

Talk To Me, Snowman

Posted on February 4, 2022 by Austin

I feel like we are suffering through the longest winter in recorded history, Modern Philosophers. We had a blizzard last weekend, and another one is ravaging Maine today.  After last weekend’s storm, I woke up to two mornings where the … Continue reading →

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Losing My Frigidity

Posted on January 22, 2022 by Austin

I am really starting to hate winter, Modern Philosophers. And for those smart asses who feel compelled to point out that I never should have moved to Maine if I hated winter, I will point out that I had a … Continue reading →

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Take A Moment To Admire The View

Posted on April 24, 2021 by Austin

What a difference a week makes, Modern Philosophers! Last weekend, I was very grumbly.  On Saturday, I gave myself the gift of nothing, which basically meant I could just sit around and do nothing. On Sunday, I published a post … Continue reading →

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Smashing Icicles Rejuvenates The Soul

Posted on February 26, 2021 by Austin

If I were ever to write a Self Help book, Modern Philosophers, it would borrow the title of this blog post. As I discovered after work today, smashing icicles really does rejuvenate the soul. You can simply trust me on … Continue reading →

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Stop Draining My Mojo

Posted on February 4, 2021 by Austin

I’ve been trying to write more lately, Modern Philosophers, in an attempt to put a more positive spin on my life. Writing has always been my favorite escape, and it’s also extremely therapeutic.  The more time I spend at it, … Continue reading →

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It’s Just A Little Snow

Posted on February 1, 2021 by Austin

There’s a huge blizzard heading for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s supposed to be so bad that they’ve already delayed the start of the work day tomorrow. A few years ago, such an impending storm would’ve sent … Continue reading →

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Stress: The Final Frontier

Posted on September 20, 2020 by Austin

The movie Alien taught me many things, Modern Philosophers, but one of my most important takeaways was that in space, no one can hear you scream. I’ve often wondered if the same is true about stress and space. Would anyone … Continue reading →

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Always Happy When It Rains

Posted on June 26, 2020 by Austin

Have you ever noticed that the world sucks less when it’s raining, Modern Philosophers? Before you come at me, I understand that the world around me doesn’t change in any metaphysical way when the skies open and the clouds weep.  … Continue reading →

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My Daredevil Supermarket Adventure

Posted on April 6, 2020 by Austin

I love writing heist flicks and thrillers, Modern Philosophers.  There’s something about planning the perfect crime that really gets the creative juices flowing. Of course, I thought I’d only ever enjoy that thrilling experience vicariously through my characters.  Funny how … Continue reading →

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I’m Thankful For Less Anxiety

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Austin

Happy Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers! In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d write a post about something for which I am thankful this year. As Turkey Day rolls around, I’m grateful that there is less anxiety in my life. It’s … Continue reading →

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