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Tag Archives: costumes
The Couple’s Costume Conundrum
Holly tossed her empty coffee cup into the trash can next to her bench, and stared across the running path at her best friend. Something was on her mind, but she wasn’t sure if she wanted to discuss it with … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged costumes, flash fiction, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story
6 Comments
Friday Morning Halloween Candy Club
Happy Halloween from The Haunted House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! It’s Friday and the coolest holiday known to man and Otherworldly Beings. Today, you can pretend you are anyone you want to be, and finally ignore that lifelong ban … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged candy, costumes, Friday, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work, writing
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Throwing It Back To Old School Halloween Costumes
Are you like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you sleep better when you have photographic proof of the fact that you were an adorable child? The interns were causing too much commotion around The House on the Hill, so I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Brooklyn, costumes, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Throw Back Thursday, trick-or-treat
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Maine’s Bring A Mummy To Work Day Cursed By Awesomeness!
Today, in a creative twist on the Bring A Child To Work Day event, companies in Maine held the first ever Bring A Mummy To Work Day. Organized by the All Hallows Society, Bring A Mummy To Work Day was … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged costumes, Halloween, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Mummy, Sarcasm, satire, work
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Alien Mothership To Open Landing Bay To Maine Trick-or-Treaters
“The humans are coming! The humans are coming!” These were the excited shouts this Modern Philosopher heard today aboard the Glorkovian Mothership that hovers high above the city of Bangor. The young Aliens yelling the words were thrilled that Halloween … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, candy, costumes, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mothership, satire, trick-or-treat
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