Tag Archives: Covid 19

Is It Too Early To Celebrate Christmas?

Posted on August 23, 2020 by

I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately, Modern Philosophers, and it’s easy to understand why the black clouds have returned. Life in the Time of Trump and Coronavirus is very stressful, and my already high anxiety levels are … Continue reading →

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It’s A Mask, Not A Mustache

Posted on August 22, 2020 by

Aaron and Holly sat in silence on his front porch.  It was his favorite place to hang out, and Holly considered herself lucky that he allowed her to share this sacred location. After all, in the days of COVID Chaos, … Continue reading →

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Keep Your Damn Virus Off My Lawn!

Posted on August 16, 2020 by

It was a dark and stormy day in Maine, which was perfectly fine with Holly and Aaron since they both loved the rain. They sat on their usual benches one opposite sides of the running path down by the river.  … Continue reading →

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Slightly Loosening The Straps On My Straitjacket

Posted on August 14, 2020 by

We all know I’m a quirky introvert with tons of anxieties, Modern Philosophers.  This Coronavirus pandemic has only put more of an accent on the “quirky”, “introvert” and “anxieties” syllables of my personality. It was hard enough getting me to … Continue reading →

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But Trump Saved Us From An Alien Invasion

Posted on August 9, 2020 by

Aaron and Holly were practicing proper social distancing on their favorite benches in the park.  Since they were fifteen feet apart, they had their masks off and were enjoying their favorite beverages on a beautiful Sunday morning. “I spent a … Continue reading →

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Why Can’t I Be Invincible, Too?

Posted on August 8, 2020 by

I’m beginning to wish that I could be invincible, too, Modern Philosophers. I’ve given it a lot of thought, and the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for why people refuse to wear masks during a pandemic is … Continue reading →

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Smile Even When The Fish Are Fake

Posted on August 2, 2020 by

One thing I’ve noticed during this pandemic, Modern Philosophers, is that I have mood swings much more frequently. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Back in the old days, when life was normal, I often had a grumpy bastard … Continue reading →

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Baseball Is Finally Back!

Posted on July 25, 2020 by

After months of bleakness and depression, during which I was out of work, cut off from the rest of the world, and fearing that I was going to become yet another victim of the pandemic that has been spreading unencumbered … Continue reading →

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Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask

Posted on July 4, 2020 by

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading →

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How To Date Someone Who Won’t Wear A Mask

Posted on June 27, 2020 by

I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of emails asking (demanding!) that I write a new Dating Tips post, Modern Philosophers. To be honest, I was confused by the requests.  Wouldn’t it be irresponsible of me to encourage people to date … Continue reading →

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