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Tag Archives: Covid 19
Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask
Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, wear a mask
21 Comments
How To Date Someone Who Won’t Wear A Mask
I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of emails asking (demanding!) that I write a new Dating Tips post, Modern Philosophers. To be honest, I was confused by the requests. Wouldn’t it be irresponsible of me to encourage people to date … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged advice, coronavirus, Covid 19, dating tips, flatten the curve, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, wear a mask
7 Comments
It’s Harder To Hit A Moving Target
One of the best things about going back to my regular job, Modern Philosophers, other than hanging that Mandalorian sign on my office door, has been getting to see old friends again after almost three months. The other day, I … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, wellness
6 Comments
Play Nice, Stay Safe, Don’t Suck
There is no disputing that we live in challenging, stressful, unsettling times, Modern Philosophers. The Coronavirus has disrupted our lives, made us fear going outside and being around others, and left us with a very uncertain future. Such a seismic … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, new normal, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
8 Comments
Wear A Mask In Public, This Is The Way
I’ve just finished watching The Mandalorian, Modern Philosophers. Not only was it highly entertaining, but it also taught me what to say to people who refuse to wear a mask in public: This is the way. For those of you … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, Star Wars, The Mandalorian, wear a mask
7 Comments
Unicorn Rainbow Ice Cream Party
Today’s post was going to be a brutally honest rant about how I’ve lost faith in the federal government and my fellow man because of their response to the Coronavirus pandemic, Modern Philosophers. Luckily, I realized that the world was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged be positive, coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rainbows, Sarcasm, satire, stay at home, surviving quarantine, unicorns
13 Comments
The Eternal Winter Of My Discontent
When I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, it was snowing. It was coming down quite hard and already sticking. At first, I was angry because it’s not supposed to snow in Maine. The 182 Days of Terror clearly end … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Snow in May, stay at home, Time Travel
15 Comments
Will We Become A Feral Society?
Sometimes I say something as a joke, Modern Philosophers, but after I give it some thought, I realize that there’s a serious idea protruding from the humor. The other day, I was texting a friend, and I said something like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, reopening the country, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
15 Comments
Quarantine Induced Shopping Disorder
I don’t need Web MD to add a new diagnosis to my ever growing list of quirks and issues, Modern Philosophers. After events of earlier this week, I can state with certainty that I have contracted a case of Quarantine … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, essential items, grocery shopping, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home, stay safe
11 Comments
Inner Truths Revealed During Quarantine
I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve learned a lot about myself while being secluded at The House on the Hill over the past month. Apparently, the governor’s stay at home order was also one for personal reflection. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Humor, inner truth, Modern Philosopher, personal reflection, Sarcasm, satire, self improvement, social distancing, stay at home
16 Comments
