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Cows Demand Equal Milking Rights

An international organization of cows,  Bovines Against Monopolized Milking (BAMM), today demanded equal milking rights for their kind. “If you’re gonna milk us, we’re gonna milk you!” Betsy, the BAMM spokescow, proudly told this Modern Philosopher. Scores of cows pounded … Continue reading

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Alien Teens Stealing Maine Cows For Joyrides Over The Moon

Hey diddle diddle, Modern Philosophers, did you hear about Maine cows recreating the famous bovine jump over the moon? Apparently, some rambunctious and rebellious teenage members of Maine’s Alien population have been going for joyrides to the moon and stealing … Continue reading

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“A Cow Jumped Over Me!” — A Chat With The Man in the Moon

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The Modern Philosopher Book Club got to sit down today with The Man in the Moon to discuss his new autobiography: “A Cow Jumped Over Me! The Many Faces of The…

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