Tag Archives: Cupid

Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Posted on February 9, 2020 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading →

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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love

Posted on February 9, 2019 by Austin

Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading →

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No Love For Cupid

Posted on February 11, 2018 by Austin

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit.  Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading →

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Who’s Your Holiday Hero?

Posted on April 7, 2017 by Austin

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we  survived another week! This one was long and exhausting.  Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading →

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Trump Replaces Cupid With Steve Bannon

Posted on February 7, 2017 by Austin

If you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers. With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: I’m With Cupid

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Austin

We made it to Friday night, Modern Philosophers! I am thrilled to be home, and all bundled up safe and sound at The House on the Hill.  Snow Miser is bringing Maine quite the Valentine’s Day gift with a combination … Continue reading →

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Are You Better Off Being Single On Valentine’s Day?

Posted on January 30, 2016 by Austin

The interns tell me, Modern Philosophers, that I have received a ton of emails from you requesting another Dating Tips post. With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, it seems like the perfect time to share my Deep Thoughts on the … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: What Is Love?

Posted on February 14, 2015 by Austin

Happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers! It’s really just any other Saturday at The House on the Hill since this Hopeless Romantic is simply Hopeless for the day. Another big blizzard is coming tonight, so I suppose Snow Miser has made … Continue reading →

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When Cupid Met Jason…

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Austin

They sat across from each other at a table in the middle of the crowded truck stop diner.  Although worn out from their journey, they were both starving. “I had no idea the drive from Chicago to New York would … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Jason vs. Cupid

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Austin

Happy Friday the 13th, Modern Philosophers! While most of the world is obsessed with tomorrow’s Holiday or the erotic themed movie being released tonight, this single guy and fan of horror flicks is choosing to dwell on today’s Holiday. It’s … Continue reading →

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