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Tag Archives: Cupid
Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers. I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single. Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged Cupid, dating, finances, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, single life, Valentines' Day
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Republicans Oppose Cupid’s Plan For Universal Love
Apparently, President Trump and the Republican Party do not believe that everyone deserves to have a happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers. The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love. According to the plan set forth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Bernie Sanders, Cupid, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, socialism, Trump, Valentines' Day
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No Love For Cupid
“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?” The Devil asked with a charming smile as he reached for the Arts section of the Sunday paper. As always, my weekly guest wore an impeccably tailored suit. Today, he’d added a red tie and … Continue reading
Who’s Your Holiday Hero?
It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, which means we survived another week! This one was long and exhausting. Not only did I work both jobs, with The Nite Show taping on Wednesday night, but I also dove headfirst into a new … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Baby New Year, Cupid, Easter Bunny, Friday Night Think Tank, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, St Patrick, Uncle Sam
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Trump Replaces Cupid With Steve Bannon
If you were worried that President Trump had forgotten about Valentine’s Day, you can finally put your minds at ease, Modern Philosophers. With yet another Executive Order, President Trump has relieved Cupid of his annual duties and put Creepy Guy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Politics
Tagged Cupid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, President Trump, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Sean Spicer, Steven Bannon, Trump's Executive Orders, Valentines' Day
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Friday Night Think Tank: I’m With Cupid
We made it to Friday night, Modern Philosophers! I am thrilled to be home, and all bundled up safe and sound at The House on the Hill. Snow Miser is bringing Maine quite the Valentine’s Day gift with a combination … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged being single, Cupid, dating, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Romance, sarcasm, satire, Valentines' Day
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Are You Better Off Being Single On Valentine’s Day?
The interns tell me, Modern Philosophers, that I have received a ton of emails from you requesting another Dating Tips post. With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, it seems like the perfect time to share my Deep Thoughts on the … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged being single, Cupid, dating tips, Humor, Jedi, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars, Valentines' Day
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