Tag Archives: Dancing

The Friday Freedom Dance

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading

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Does Slow Dancing On A Grave Lead To Necrophilia?

Several local morticians with apparently far too much time on their hands, recently sat down to ponder a Deep Thought that has kept many people awake at night: Does slow dancing on a grave lead to increased instances of necrophilia? … Continue reading

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Like A Horny Gene Kelly

I returned to the living room with a six pack of Snapple for the cooler, and happened onto something most unexpected. The Devil stood at the living room window and stared out at the rain. And he was humming. The … Continue reading

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Day And Night, We Do The Snow Dance…

It’s going to be a very busy night at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, because I need to write three shows’ worth of monologue jokes for Wednesday night’s taping of The Nite Show. I always work better on … Continue reading

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Maine Town Bans Dancing; No One Gets All “Kevin Bacon” About It

Beaumont, a small town in Western Maine, recently banned dancing for all residents under the age of 18. Since it was a slow day, and the interns were willing to drive, I decided to investigate. The first thing that struck … Continue reading

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