Tag Archives: Darth Vader

Thanksgiving in August

Since anything can happen on vacation, Modern Philosophers, I decided to make today Thanksgiving. No, I didn’t dress up as a Pilgrim and watch football all day like I normally do on National Turkey Day, but I did make the … Continue reading

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Did Darth Vader Go To Hell?

I’m used to having a sporting event on in the background on Sunday afternoons, but with the late start of today’s NFL playoff games, there was nothing to watch. As a result, we read in silence.  I had a World … Continue reading

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If You Write It, They Will Come

Now that baseball season has finally arrived, Modern Philosophers, I often think of one of my favorite baseball flicks, Field of Dreams. It’s probably my favorite movie baseball ghost movie of all time, but I’ve never truly understood the film’s … Continue reading

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Darth Vader To Sue Disney For “Death Discrimination”

The cast for the seventh Star Wars film has been announced, and while that news has sent waves of excitement rocketing through this galaxy, as well as another one far, far, away, there is also a powerful disturbance in The … Continue reading

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Darth Vader & McLovin To Be First Participants On NBC’s “Celebrity Story Swap”

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, an underage Hawaiian organ donor with a fake ID used The Force to try to crush the Rebellion’s attempts to party and get laid… That might be the opening that … Continue reading

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Darth Vader Wows Karaoke Crowd With Rockin’ Version of “On The Dark Side”

“The dark side’s callin’ now nothin’ is real…” By belting out that opening line, Darth Vader brought down the house gathered for Karaoke Night at My Fork in Bangor. The Dark Lord of the Sith might have managed to sneak … Continue reading

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What If Darth Vader Had Been My Father?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker found out, in not the greatest of ways, that he should have been buying Father’s Day gifts all along. Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I sit up in … Continue reading

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Darth Vader Arrested After Being Denied Employee Discount at Disneyland

The Happiest Place on Earth has felt the wrath of the Dark Side of the Force.  Luckily, the only Stormtroopers on hand were members of the LAPD, and the newest Death Star is not yet operational.  So, Disneyland will not … Continue reading

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