Tag Archives: dating tips

Will You Be My Chief of Staff?

Posted on February 20, 2023 by Austin

Happy Presidents Day, Modern Philosophers! Valentine’s Day always gets the spotlight as the big time holiday for romance, but did you know there’s a second day in February aimed at lovers? It’s Presidents Day, of course. Since Cupid’s big day … Continue reading →

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How To Date Someone Who Won’t Wear A Mask

Posted on June 27, 2020 by Austin

I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of emails asking (demanding!) that I write a new Dating Tips post, Modern Philosophers. To be honest, I was confused by the requests.  Wouldn’t it be irresponsible of me to encourage people to date … Continue reading →

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Learning To Break The Ice Mr Miyagi Style

Posted on February 17, 2019 by Austin

Dating is difficult, Modern Philosophers. Wait.  Let me clarify that.  Dating is difficult for me.  Everyone I know is either married or in a relationship, so I appear to be the only one struggling with the concept of dating.  Imagine … Continue reading →

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How To Date Like A Snowman

Posted on November 17, 2018 by Austin

How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? I’m just in from shoveling snow, which got me to thinking that the holidays will soon be upon us.  And no one likes to be single for the holidays. Trust me, I know this from … Continue reading →

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How To Tell If Your Date Has A Crush On Putin

Posted on July 21, 2018 by Austin

The interns keep nagging me about the fact that the blog’s inbox is overflowing with requests for a new dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. I love you guys, but you can be so demanding! Since I’m tired of the freckle … Continue reading →

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Dating Tips For St Patrick’s Day

Posted on March 3, 2018 by Austin

St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, Modern Philosophers, so I wanted to share some dating tips for those of you hoping to make Irish eyes smile that night. Keep in mind, I am half Irish and used … Continue reading →

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Date Wanted, Inquire Within

Posted on January 27, 2018 by Austin

You might have noticed, Modern Philosophers, that there hasn’t been a Saturday Dating Tips post in a long time. It’s been even longer since I’ve been on a date, so there’s been no personal experiences to inspire my writing. I … Continue reading →

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How Dating Is Like Trick Or Treating

Posted on October 14, 2017 by Austin

Halloween is quickly approaching, Modern Philosophers, so it’s time for a holiday themed Dating Tips post for those of you looking for love. Like Halloween, dating can be very scary, but a lot of fun.  It’s easy to let down … Continue reading →

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Is It Time To Try A Court Appointed Girlfriend?

Posted on April 29, 2017 by Austin

I had some time during Thursday’s visit to the Federal Building, Modern Philosophers, to check out the directory of services offered to the good people of Bangor by the Federal Government. While the security guards patted me down and ran … Continue reading →

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Intriguing Insights Into Speed Dating

Posted on April 22, 2017 by Austin

It has been a cold, rainy day at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, and the interns were getting on my last nerve because the weather prevented them from going outside to play. So to both placate them and … Continue reading →

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