Tag Archives: dating

Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Flying Solo on Valentine’s Day

I didn’t even realize it was Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers, until after my run when I was scrolling through Facebook. Facebook friends who are in a relationship would never allow the rest of the world to forget Valentine’s Day. How … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Save Money By Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, Modern Philosophers, and rather than writing another Dating Tips post, I thought I’d talk economics. With the stock market recently doing a swan dive, and Republican lawmakers looking to change the tax code so that … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 39 Comments

Adventures in Dating: The Street Pie Incident

I thought I’d change it up a little, Modern Philosophers, and replace my usual dating advice with a post about a dating adventure. This is about The Reluctant Redhead.  Just to clarify, she isn’t reluctant about having red hair.  Her … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Six Months Later

“Happy Anniversary, Barry Allen,” The Devil announced with a smile upon entering the living room.  “It was six months ago that you began your grand transformation from lazy, overweight man on the couch to The Flash.  Congratulations.” My Sunday guest … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Fitness, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I’m Losing The War On Dating

I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again.  It had been a little over … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments