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Six Months Later

“Happy Anniversary, Barry Allen,” The Devil announced with a smile upon entering the living room.  “It was six months ago that you began your grand transformation from lazy, overweight man on the couch to The Flash.  Congratulations.” My Sunday guest … Continue reading

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I’m Losing The War On Dating

I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again.  It had been a little over … Continue reading

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Flirting With (A Mormon) Disaster

I don’t think it’s fair that my desire to find a date might send me to Hell, Modern Philosophers. However, I know that once I publish this post, The Nuns will storm The House on the Hill in anger, Pope … Continue reading

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Can The Flash Be My Wingman?

Do you think The Flash is available to be my wingman, Modern Philosophers? I know he has his hands full keeping Central City safe from the big bads, but a superhero is supposed to help anyone in need, right? Well, … Continue reading

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A Beautiful Enigma

I cannot read you Like one of The numerous books I devour On a regular basis. If anything, You were written In an entirely different language By a truly gifted Mystery author, Who refuses to reveal Who done it. You … Continue reading

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Love Wanted…Reward Offered

Justin and Ryan enjoyed their beers at the far end of the almost empty bar. It Monday night, and it was supposed to be quiet because this was a God fearing town with decent morals. At least that’s what Natalie, … Continue reading

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Less Of Me To Love

I’m thinking of using the title of this blog post as the headline of my new online dating profile, Modern Philosophers.  What do you think? If I saw that headline, it would intrigue me enough to click and find out … Continue reading

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