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Tag Archives: dating
Will You Be My Chief of Staff?
Happy Presidents Day, Modern Philosophers! Valentine’s Day always gets the spotlight as the big time holiday for romance, but did you know there’s a second day in February aimed at lovers? It’s Presidents Day, of course. Since Cupid’s big day … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged dating, dating tips, Humor, President's Day, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, The West Wing 6 Comments
A Midwinter Night’s Dream
It wasn’t much as far as dreams go. However, when I woke up and realized it had only been a dream, I wanted to cry. Because it had been about her. As much as I want to, I rarely dream … Continue reading
Posted in Love Tagged Broken Heart, dating, Dreams, feelings, loneliness, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships 9 Comments
“I cannot believe it’s already June,” Holly said with a sigh as she carefully stretched her arms over her head so as to not spill her coffee. It was the first Sunday in June, and the best friends were seated … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged best friends, dating, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Time Travel 6 Comments
Missing Marriage Much?
Someone was talking to me about a relationship issue the other day. I wasn’t really listening, but then he put me on the spot by saying, “I bet you don’t miss being married”. I didn’t like that he simply assumed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love Tagged dating, divorce, Humor, Love, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire 10 Comments
When Does Life Start To Imitate Art?
I am a hopeless romantic, Modern Philosophers, with a definite accent on the hopeless part of that title. It’s not that I’m looking for love in all the wrong places, but more a case of love hiding from me so … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged dating, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Romance, Sarcasm, satire, writing 8 Comments
Aaron and Holly sat on their usual bench overlooking the Penobscot River. It was a gorgeous summer day, and the ducks were out for a morning swim. Holly sipped her coffee and smiled at the ducks, while Aaron sat in … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged best friends, dating, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story 6 Comments
Talk My Ear Off, Win My Heart
The other day, someone asked what I was looking for in a relationship, Modern Philosophers. That’s an intriguing question, that I could have spent hours answering, but I had a sense my friend was looking for something cut and dry. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor Tagged conversation, dating, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire 9 Comments
I Forgot It Was Valentine’s Day. And That’s Great!
It wasn’t until a coworker handed out chocolates in the office yesterday, Modern Philosophers, that I realized it was Valentine’s Day weekend. And I think that’s great. Normally, I’d dwell on the fact that I was single on Valentine’s Day. … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor Tagged dating, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Valentine's Day 2 Comments