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All I Want For Christmas Is…

Jack did not like going to the mall, but he especially didn’t like bring there after hours when the parking lot was empty and pitch black. He walked as quickly as he could to get to the delivery entrance of … Continue reading

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It’s Okay To Be Single For Christmas

I know this is going to put me at odds with the folks over at The Hallmark Channel, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve decided that it’s okay to be single for Christmas. The Christmas Season is an emotional roller coaster for … Continue reading

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How To Date Like A Snowman

How’s it going, Modern Philosophers? I’m just in from shoveling snow, which got me to thinking that the holidays will soon be upon us.  And no one likes to be single for the holidays. Trust me, I know this from … Continue reading

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The People I Meet On My Runs

Getting back into shape wasn’t the only reason I took up running, Modern Philosophers. I was hoping it would make me more social and help me to meet new people.  I have no problem diagnosing myself as a socially awkward … Continue reading

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How To Tell If Your Date Has A Crush On Putin

The interns keep nagging me about the fact that the blog’s inbox is overflowing with requests for a new dating tips post, Modern Philosophers. I love you guys, but you can be so demanding! Since I’m tired of the freckle … Continue reading

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Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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Can I Trust A Computer To Find Me A Date?

I woke up this morning determined to do something about finding a date, Modern Philosophers. I feel like I’m ready to get back out there again, I’m in much better shape, and I’m tired of being alone. The plan was … Continue reading

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