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The Modern Philosopher Gets Bamboozled

The Nuns taught us back in Catholic School, Modern Philosophers, that Sunday was a day of rest. I bought into that because I knew never to doubt the Nuns.  If you questioned anything they said, they came after you with … Continue reading

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God Threatens To Revoke The Day Of Rest Clause Unless More People Go To Church

God is pissed. Don’t worry, Modern Philosophers.  I don’t think God talks to me or communicates with me through my mind.  He just sent an emissary to deliver his message. I was hard at work in my study at The … Continue reading

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