Tag Archives: Daylight Savings

I Advise You To Spring Ahead Immediately

Dear Modern Philosopher, What time is it?  I’m so confused! Sincerely, Trapped In A Tear In The Space/Time Continuum Dear Trapped, Don’t panic.  You haven’t fallen through a tear in the space/time continuum. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for your … Continue reading

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Fellow Time Travelers, Are You Ready?

Anyone who knows me is aware that I have a major crush on Time Travel, Modern Philosophers.  I’ve always wanted to ask it out, but have never been able to muster up the courage to make eye contact, let alone … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: 23 Hours!

Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Are you up early like me so that you can milk all you can out of the only 24 hour day we have this weekend?  That’s right…they’re stealing an hour from us tomorrow.  Ugh! I’m guessing … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Turn Back The Crazy

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m REALLY hoping you can help me.  My friend who reads your blog told me about your advice column.  I don’t have health insurance, so I can’t be like some hoity-toity rich person and go to a … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Fall Back

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I am having a very difficult time waking up this morning. Think it has something to do with the wild Blog Birthday Bash that rocked The House on the Hill until the … Continue reading

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Fire Up The Flux Capacitor, Time Travelers, It’s Time To Spring Ahead

Modern Philosophers, are you ready to time travel?  Even if you don’t have a flux capacitor, plutonium, or a jazzed up DeLorean, tonight is the night we all jump one hour into the future! I’ve never quite understood why we … Continue reading

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