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My Own Personal Death Star

A long time ago, in a neighborhood far, far away, a lonely boy sat in his bedroom in Brooklyn, and dreamed about growing up to be a Jedi Knight. That sad, lonely, nerdy boy was me, Modern Philosophers. You didn’t … Continue reading

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Should You Date A Death Star Employee?

Valentine’s Day is just a month away, Modern Philosophers, and if you’re like me, you don’t yet have someone special in your life with whom to spend that day. Don’t despair.  I’m here to provide you with a new hope … Continue reading

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If I Were Dictator Of The Universe…

A long time ago, When I was Much younger, Completely foolish, And knew Next to nothing About intergalactic politics, I would make Bold proclamations About What I’d do If I were Dictator of the Universe. Of course, Since I was … Continue reading

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The Nightmare Of Working Imperial HR

A long time ago, In a galaxy Far, far away, Someone Had to be working In the Imperial Human Resources Department. I can Only imagine The nightmare That job Must have been. All the Stormtroopers Looked exactly The same. How … Continue reading

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Where Were You When The Death Star Exploded?

It might have happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, but I still remember exactly where I was when the Death Star exploded. Perhaps that explosion will become the “Where were you when JFK was shot?” … Continue reading

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