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Tag Archives: Death
The Delicate Balance Of Life
You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run. The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain. That seemed fitting as it matched my mood. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Death, Ferris Bueller, Humor, life, live life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire, stress
3 Comments
Goodbye, Miss Luna
It is with a heavy heart and ears filled with tears, Modern Philosophers, that I share that Miss Luna has left The House on the Hill to go to her new home in Kitty Heaven. She left us at some … Continue reading
Posted in Love
Tagged cat heaven, cats, dealing with loss, Death, goodbye, grieving, life, loving our pets, Luna, Modern Philosopher, the loss of a pet
73 Comments
Play Me Out, Sam
I found out on Tuesday that my stepbrother had died, Modern Philosophers, and it’s led to a complicated week. Now that Friday is finally here, my thoughts are still a jumbled mess and sorting them out seems impossible. I hope … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bruce Springsteen, coping with death, Death, funerals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, music, sarcasm, satire, Star Wars
44 Comments
My Snowy Spring Dance With Death
I almost died on the first full day of Spring, Modern Philosophers. Heavy snowfall pounded the area as I was leaving for work this morning. The forecasters were all over the place with how much accumulation we should expect from … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Death, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, mortality, near death experience, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Spring
20 Comments
Grim Reaper To Take Vacation Day On Halloween
Even Death gets to take a holiday, Modern Philosophers. According to a statement issued by The All Hallows Society during today’s Halloween Season Festivities in Maine, The Grim Reaper has asked for and been granted a vacation day on Halloween. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged day off, Death, Grim Reaper, Halloween, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vacation, work
17 Comments
Dying To Meet You
“Have you ever met the Angel of Death, Austin?” The Devil asked as if it it were the most normal question to ask on a quiet Sunday afternoon. It caught me so by surprise that I almost dropped my spoon, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Angel of Death, chili, Death, fiction, Humor, It's a Wonderful Life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil
11 Comments
Study Shows That People Who Have Affairs Also Cheat Death
A new study published by Western Maine Medical Center, in conjunction with the University of Maine in Bar Harbor, refutes the longtime claim that cheaters never prosper. According to the report, 73% of Mainers who were classified by researchers as … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged cheating, Death, fate, Humor, infidelity, life, Modern Philosopher, near death experience, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
27 Comments
I Advise You To Have “The Talk” With Your Body
Dear Modern Philosopher, I know you have a love/hate relationship with running, and you’ll often share stories with us about your questi to be healthier and get into shape. Can you please help me? I have been trying to diet … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Death, exercise, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, wellness
22 Comments
The Back Stairway To Heaven
I expected The Devil to be in a much better mood after his beloved Duke Blue Devils won to advance to The Final Four. However, he was in a doom and gloom kind of mood. “Have you ever thought about … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged College Basketball, Death, Duke basketball, hell, Humor, life, Sarcasm, satire, short story, stairway to heaven, The Devil
6 Comments