Tag Archives: Deep Thoughts

Waiter, There’s A Monkey In My Soup!

Posted on August 18, 2019 by Austin

As I was mowing the lawn this morning, Modern Philosophers, I got to thinking about how much I hated the task.  Then I wondered how anyone could possibly choose to mow lawns for a living. Shortly thereafter,  I remembered that … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream

Posted on September 27, 2018 by Austin

I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers.  And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run.  I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Thoughts on a Walk (That Never Happened)

Posted on September 26, 2017 by Austin

There’s something in the Maine air lately, Modern Philosophers, that’s turned me into an insomniac with a glandular problem. The Republicans can scream at the top of their lungs that Global Warming isn’t a thing, but when I’m sweating my … Continue reading →

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More Thoughts On A Walk

Posted on July 12, 2017 by Austin

The blog’s business managers made an unannounced visit to The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers.  Too many suits gathered in one place makes me anxious, so I was eager to get them on their way as quickly as … Continue reading →

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Not All Deep Thoughts Require Water Wings

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Austin

The more observant Modern Philosophers in the group have probably noticed that this blog has a tagline: Deep Thoughts from the shallow end of the pool. I came up with that one back in the days when chaos and insecurity … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts Fire Sale: Everything Must Go!

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Austin

Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! 2015 has arrived, and I am looking forward to another year of sharing my Deep Thoughts.  In order to clear room for the 2015 Deep Thoughts, however, the 2014 Deep Thoughts must go. So, we’re … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Chasing Dreams Edition

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Austin

I’m going to really change up things tonight, Modern Philosophers! Rather than waiting until close to midnight to journey out to the Think Tank, I’m going to open the doors now, in hopes that it will spark even more Deep … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Haunted House Edition

Posted on March 21, 2014 by Austin

It’s the first Friday Night Think Tank of Spring, Modern Philosophers! I hope you have all worn your flowered Deep Thinking Togas to celebrate this special occasion.  We have survived a long, hard, cruel Winter and now just need to … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: That Time Of The Month Edition

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Austin

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! Do you realize that at this time next week, we will officially be in Spring?  As far as the Calendar Commission is concerned, Thursday is the first day of Spring.  In Maine, however, that season doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Thanksgiving Edition

Posted on November 29, 2013 by Austin

It’s Black Friday, Modern Philosophers.  I hope you enjoyed Thanksgiving and are having a Happy Hanukkah. I worry that Thanksgiving is getting lost in the Holiday shuffle, so even though it’s Turkey Day plus one, I wanted to make the … Continue reading →

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