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Tag Archives: Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream
I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers. And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run. I’ve been … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, Humor, Ice Cream, inspiration, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, writing, Yankees
8 Comments
Thoughts on a Walk (That Never Happened)
There’s something in the Maine air lately, Modern Philosophers, that’s turned me into an insomniac with a glandular problem. The Republicans can scream at the top of their lungs that Global Warming isn’t a thing, but when I’m sweating my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Autumn, Deep Thoughts, global warming, heat wave, Humor, Ice Cream, insomnia, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire
9 Comments
More Thoughts On A Walk
The blog’s business managers made an unannounced visit to The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. Too many suits gathered in one place makes me anxious, so I was eager to get them on their way as quickly as … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Aaron Judge, Deep Thoughts, Fitness, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Thoughts on a Walk
8 Comments
Not All Deep Thoughts Require Water Wings
The more observant Modern Philosophers in the group have probably noticed that this blog has a tagline: Deep Thoughts from the shallow end of the pool. I came up with that one back in the days when chaos and insecurity … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Deep Thoughts, food, Humor, laughter, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, thinking
20 Comments
Deep Thoughts Fire Sale: Everything Must Go!
Happy New Year, Modern Philosophers! 2015 has arrived, and I am looking forward to another year of sharing my Deep Thoughts. In order to clear room for the 2015 Deep Thoughts, however, the 2014 Deep Thoughts must go. So, we’re … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged burning questions, clearance, Deep Thoughts, fire sale, Happy New Year, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire
20 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Chasing Dreams Edition
I’m going to really change up things tonight, Modern Philosophers! Rather than waiting until close to midnight to journey out to the Think Tank, I’m going to open the doors now, in hopes that it will spark even more Deep … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged debate, Deep Thoughts, Dreams, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, responsibility, risks, screenwriter, writer
75 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Haunted House Edition
It’s the first Friday Night Think Tank of Spring, Modern Philosophers! I hope you have all worn your flowered Deep Thinking Togas to celebrate this special occasion. We have survived a long, hard, cruel Winter and now just need to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, eternity, ghost, Haunted House, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, Sarcasm, satire
26 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: That Time Of The Month Edition
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! Do you realize that at this time next week, we will officially be in Spring? As far as the Calendar Commission is concerned, Thursday is the first day of Spring. In Maine, however, that season doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged calendar, Deep Thoughts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, months, Sarcasm, satire, seasons, time
24 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Thanksgiving Edition
It’s Black Friday, Modern Philosophers. I hope you enjoyed Thanksgiving and are having a Happy Hanukkah. I worry that Thanksgiving is getting lost in the Holiday shuffle, so even though it’s Turkey Day plus one, I wanted to make the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, divorce, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Thankful, Thanksgiving, writing
8 Comments