Tag Archives: deflategate

The Rejects Are Back And Rejectier Than Ever!

Posted on September 20, 2015 by Austin

The Nite Show With Danny Cashman is back, Modern Philosophers! The Season Premiere aired last night, and season five is officially under way. Of course, if the Nite Show is on the air, that means that the Sunday Rejects have … Continue reading →

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NFL Suspends Tom Brady For Breaking Geno Smith’s Jaw

Posted on August 12, 2015 by Austin

New England Patriots quarterback, and former NFL Golden Boy, Tom Brady was  suspended today for the remainder of the upcoming season for breaking the jaw of New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gleefully made the announcement … Continue reading →

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I Reject Your Improperly Inflated Balls

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Austin

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! A new episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman aired last night, so now I want to share some of my monologue jokes that didn’t make it onto the air. As a bonus, I am … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Orders Priests Not To Absolve Patriots’ Sins

Posted on February 1, 2015 by Austin

Pope Francis has told all members of the Catholic Church’s clergy that they are not to grant absolution to any member of the New England Patriots should they confess to cheating in the AFC Championship Game. This major news, coming … Continue reading →

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We’re Here To Pump You Up

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Austin

Hey, New England Patriots, We heard about Your girlie Deflated footballs. Why don’t You use ones That are Fully inflated? Is it because Your tiny Girlie hands Cannot hold them? Were you worried Maybe About breaking A nail? Were you … Continue reading →

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