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Maine Trolls Protest Excessive Bridge Construction
Maine’s Troll population is not pleased with what they are calling an “excessive amount” of bridge work being done by the Department of Transportation this Winter. Trolls braved the rain today to march outside of Governor LePage’s residence, but the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bridges, construction, delays, department of transportation, government, Humor, Modern Philosopher, protests, Sarcasm, satire, Trolls
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Stairway to Heaven Closed for Repairs; Highway to Hell Adding Lanes
Apparently, you can’t avoid construction delays in the Afterlife, whether you’ve been naughty or nice. The Modern Philosopher Traffic Chopper reports delays on both the Stairway to Heaven and the Highway to Hell, news that holiday travelers most certainly did … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged afterlife, Comedy, construction work, delays, heaven, hell, highway to hell, holiday traffic, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, stairway to heaven
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