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Tag Archives: delirium
The Big Queasy
I’m going to be straight with you up front, Modern Philosophers… I don’t know how long this post is going to be because I am not sure how long I can be away from the toilet. There. I said it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged being sick, delirium, Humor, killer virus, life, Modern Philosopher, nightmares, sarcasm, satire, summer cold
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With Heavy Legs And A Sweaty Toga
The Sunday Run isn’t always the easiest one, Modern Philosophers. It’s the Day of Rest, so to go out and work up a sweat puts me in a situation where I am defying the Nuns. You know how much I … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged delirium, exercise, Humor, just run, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire
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If You Can’t Beat The Heat, Go Run In It Like A Crazy Person
Heat does strange things to me, Modern Philosophers. While the cold and snow of Maine Winters upsets me, the heat just drives me a little mad and makes me kind of lose my mind. This morning, I decided to go … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged delirium, heat, heat wave, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, satire, Tusken Raiders
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