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Doc Brown Vows To Hide His DeLorean From Jeb Bush

“Great Scott, Austin, did you hear what Jeb Bush said about time traveling to kill Baby Hitler?” Doc Brown shouted as he burst through the front door of The House on the Hill.  “It’s nut jobs like him that have … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me You Celebrate Back To The Future Day!

Happy Back to the Future Day, Modern Philosophers! This blog will turn 3 in less than two weeks, but it would not even exist if not for two people: The Girl Who I Try Not To Mention Anymore, who basically … Continue reading

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Rookie Driver Marty McFly New Favorite To Win Indy 500

The buzz at Indianapolis Motor Speedway tonight isn’t just coming from the motors of the finely tuned cars out on the track.  This Modern Philosopher has just learned that there has been a last minute entry into tomorrow’s annual running … Continue reading

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Rookie Driver Marty McFly New Favorite To Win #Indy500

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
The buzz at Indianapolis Motor Speedway tonight isn’t just coming from the motors of the finely tuned cars out on the track.  This Modern Philosopher has just learned that there has…

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Doc Brown To Receive Honorary Oscar For Inventing Time Travel

I’ve been keeping a secret, Modern Philosophers, and I’ve finally gotten the go ahead to share it! My good friend and mentor, Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown, will be receiving an honorary Oscar at tonight’s Academy Awards Ceremony.  And I get … Continue reading

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